1,085 Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

Paymasters come in only two sizes: one sort shows you where the book says that you can't have what you've got coming to you; the second sort digs through the book until he finds a paragraph that lets you have what you need even if you don't rate it.

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false ideaoccupying that niche.

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

An invention is something that was "impossible" up to then that's why governments grant patents.

Responsibility cannot be shared.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

Love your country, but never trust its government.