51 Quotes by Robert Ben Garant

'Reno' was originally going to be a sketch show, with the cops as a transitional element.

I don't think people realize how many scripts you write that go nowhere.

We joke a lot about how, in Hollywood, the writer is one step below the doormat. That's not self-loathing. That's true!

People fight in New Orleans about what's the best po'boy, and Domilise's always comes up. It's the best one I've ever had.

Sometimes, when people don't like our movies, we're like, 'I'm with you.'

Paul Rudd's a really weird, silly, silly man. He gets on 'Friends,' and he gets to show, like, one tiny little window of how truly berserk he can be.

We had a great run on 'Reno' - 87 episodes and a movie. Not too shabby.

The good thing about being a writer is that you don't need anything except for a laptop. You can really do your own work, and if you're not manically compelled to write all the time before you do it professionally, it's probably not a business for you, anyway.

I never really saw 'The Kids in the Hall' until after we started 'The State.'