34 Quotes by Robert Byrne

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Properties that are undervalued get pushed up to value or above because there will be more than one person interested. Once buyers get drawn into a negotiation, they get focused on winning the house and often lose track of the price they pay.

People can argue back and forth whether climate is going to change, but they can't argue that (acidity) is going to change, because we can predict that with certainty and we can see it's happening. The effects in the end are going to be global.