23 Quotes by Robert Clark

Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need now.

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.

When asked why I don’t believe in God I reply, quite simply, “vaginas”.

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.