33 Quotes by Robert Morley

I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.

Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

I have never willingly chased a ball.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.