33 Quotes by Robert Morley

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.