33 Quotes by Robert Morley

A party: one arrives long after it’s started, and one’s going to leave long before it’s over.

The ball is man’s most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds “In other words.”

If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don’t back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It’s the best possible training for life.

We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won’t talk for the sake of talking. He doesn’t mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.