18 Quotes by Robert Muchamore

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

Partly James was jealous because he was a virgin, but mostly it just felt really weird being in a room with two people who'd spent the night having sex. It reminded him of the feeling you get when you pull a hair off your tongue and realise it's not one of your own.

For official purposes, these children do not exist.

This is tough but CHERUB's are tougher

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

That's the trouble with the world we live in. It's full of people just doing their job and ignoring what's really going on. Care about the rainforest until they get a couple of kids and enough money for a gas guzzling car, or some hardwood dining furniture. Watch all those wildlife programmes and coo over the furry animals, but still eat meat and poultry that was raised in conditions of unbelievable cruelty.

This is tough but CHERUBs are tougher.

Politicians are a lot like five-year-olds. You know: one day they’re best friends and five minutes later they’re rolling around in the sandpit biting chunks out of each other.

James, I can’t believe you’ve turned my only son into an Arsenal fan.