18 Quotes by Robert Muchamore

Me and Curtis here just busted out of Arizona Max.

What happens when an irresistible force hits an immovable object?

What a bunch of geeks,’ James whispered. ‘I bet these dudes don’t even fart.

The woman scowled so hard, he half expected a laser beam to shoot out of her eyes. ‘This.

Samantha Jennings sat next to him. Teachers thought Samantha was fantastic: always volunteering for stuff, neat uniform, glossed nails. She did all her diagrams with three different colored pens and covered her textbooks in wrapping paper so they looked extra smart. But.

Sounds like a good laugh. You can count me in!

James grabbed one of the curtains and used it to wipe the dog crap off his leg.

These items ranged from an old gent who wanted a monthly fishing magazine to a brash old lady who requested a particular brand of toilet paper because, The stuff they give you in here leaves your arsehole as red as a radish. After.

Guests wishing to stay longer should be warned that their rooms may explode.