435 Quotes by Robert Pattinson

I’m just a tool, I’m just a big, hard tool.

I’ve got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.

Money by Martin Amis. I read it when I was 15, I read it hundreds of times since then and it always makes me laugh. Amis has managed to create a world that is both funny and abrasive. I’d love to play John Self, the depraved hero, who’s without illusions, he created.

I don’t know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now.

My biggest problem in my life is I’m cheap and I didn’t hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted.

What worries me the most is that I don’t know when my patience will run out, when I’ll finally do something really stupid. Wait and see...

Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

I don’t want people to hate me. I basically do whatever I want. But one of the aspects of what I want is, I want people to like me!

I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He’s totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some people were glancing over at us in the restaurant, and he just went over and introduced himself. And it does work. It dissipates all the attention. Me? I just crawl under the table.