435 Quotes by Robert Pattinson

I can’t deal with criticism very well. I’ve already got it from one angle. I don’t need it from anything else.

Whenever I have to do anything fan-related there’s always a whole bunch of people. My brain kind of shuts down when there are loads of people screaming at me. I’m not thinking at all so I can’t really remember what’s happened immediately afterwards.

If it’s just screaming – and I know this sounds so ridiculous – that gets old. But sometimes when there’s literal chaos, it’s like being in a war zone, and that’s kind of exciting. You’re just running through the crowd of people chasing after you and no one knows what’s going on.

I’m just scared of crowds. I just think people require things of me whenever there’s a screaming crowd, and I always think I won’t be able to provide what they want, so that’s why I look scared all the time.

I used to read a lot. But my focus has gotten worse. My favorites are Russian authors and dark stories where there’s no hope.

Probably my English teacher because she got me into writing instead of just answering the question. I used to hand in homework with 20 pages of nonsense and she’d still mark it. She was a really amazing teacher.

Xavier would be such a great burger. He’s all covered in spread...

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'

People don't find the personal lives of people with much, much more power than any celebrity would have - don't find their personal lives interesting.