28 Quotes by Robert Stephens

Until a couple of years ago, if you were in a wheelchair, you weren't expected to work,

We believe you're either cool early in life or later in life, and it's much better to be cool later in life,

Unless the worm has already been removed from the computer, it could update itself and send out a huge package of garbage on the Internet on the 16th, ... The second time around it could cause massive damage.

The only people who have time to learn all this stuff are geeks who stay home on Saturday night.

People will live with problems for a lot longer than they need to.

But this is the time to make this push (to cut beneficiary numbers), you'd be stupid not to . . . when there is a jobs shortage.

I was in there trying to hook up a phone. It happened real fast, but yet in slow motion.

You had all these naked ladies sitting around, and a computer geek with a clip-on tie is sitting there fixing the computer,

Did you ever give medication to a child to make it sleep?