28 Quotes by Robert Stephens

Did you ever give medication to a child that wasn't needed?

Don't just tell me piracy's illegal, I know that already. Why don't you tell me what software you're using to prevent piracy and I may choose not to buy that CD, because I don't like that anti-piracy software. It's too restrictive.

These actions were made necessary by the sluggish economy, which has continued beyond most industry estimates, and has now spread into Europe and Asia,

You wouldn't think rock stars use computers, ... But rock stars use laptops on the road, so actually they're the most finicky, demanding people. They're great practice for us.

They're worried about people copying it. It is easier than before, not only to copy a CD, share it with a few friends, but share it with millions of people you don't even know. So that's what they're worried about.

This little boy did not die of diphenhydramine toxicity. That's not what happened.

The book is not going to solve every single problem, but what it will do is give you tips on just about any situation,

The book is basically a compilation of all the questions we get asked, but we tried to do it different, ... Who the hell wants to buy a book on how to fix a computer? Nobody wants to wake up in the morning and do that. But we made it entertaining and covered the most basic stuff.

Nobody asked what the parents were giving. Nobody. What do we do with that? Can you rely on that? That sort of sloppy, horrifying, inconsistent, scientifically unreliable material to send a woman to prison for something she didn't do?