98 Quotes by Robert Webb

I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know 'please' and 'sorry' and 'thank you', and 'a beer please', and all the useful words.

On 'EastEnders,' if someone gets surprising news on the phone, the scene ends with them looking at their handset in amazement. No one in real life does that.

When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very sarcastic - I'm not any of that. I can do it, but that's not what I'm like.

Feminism is an attack on social practices and habits of thought that keep women and men boxed into gender roles that are harmful.

I was an usher at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith. You had to watch whatever play they had on 40 times.

I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning.

Basically I try not to knock other comedians.

Very bad things follow when we kid ourselves that we're naturally rational, rather than the more humbling truth: naturally emotional.

UKIP trades in the language of fear and division; it seeks power in order to reject responsibility.