86 Quotes by Robin Benway

But knowing something and feeling something are two totally different things.

You could eat these kids for breakfast. You won’t, though, because that would be cannibalistic and wrong.

So do I kill myself now, or do I wait and do it in front of Evan so he feels really, really, really bad?

And oh my God, who brought that goddamn guitar? I want to kill them. Do you know how you can tell who the douche bag is at the party? It’s the guy who starts playing the acoustic guitar.

I told you, I’m a loyal friend. Kicking therapists, punching sharks, whatever it takes.

Oh God, I heart him so much.

An earthquake would have been better. At least during an earthquake, you understand why you’re shaking.

That would make a fantastic college entrance essay. ‘I Killed My Boyfriend and Still Managed to Maintain a 4.2 GPA and the Lead in the Spring Musical.

Love is fleeting, things change, et cetera.