23 Quotes by Robin Brande

I thought guys were complicated. Maybe they are. But maybe they're easy and it's really me who's complicated.

I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. "We're supposed to be celebrating our two-week anniversary tonight.""Uh, news for you, honey - two weeks is no anniversary.""What should I tell him? I don't even want to go.""Tell him you just got a new bra and it's shy around strangers.

Yeah, great at the physical level level, but I still need more. Sorry. Maybe someday I'll accidentally fall in love with you after all, and we'll be right back here.

Matt is a tortured soul,' Amanda insisted. 'He's Heathcliff and you're Cathy. He's Rochester and you're Jane Eyre. He's-''Darcy and I'm Elizabeth. I get it. And you're wrong.

So let me guess,” Casey said. “You have also failed to read Harry Potter.”I nodded.Casey collapsed against the nearest wall like he’d been shot.“Must...get...help...

Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord, but sometimes it’s hard not to get a jump on it yourself.

Lying is for the weak-minded. If you can’t think of a truthful way to solve your problems, you’re not thinking hard enough.

Besides, dressing like I want to be invisible only makes me feel weak. I have to be strong. So if that means wearing cute boots and nice pants and a sweet blue shirt that looks especially good on me today for some reason if I do say so myself, then so be it.

Maybe if I had to boil it down to one easy sentence, it would be this: I believe in evolution, and I believe in God. I just haven’t worked out the details yet.