577 Quotes by Roger Ebert


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    Clint, my hero, is coming across as sad and pathetic. He didn't need to do this to himself. It's unworthy of him.

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    No movie featuring either Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmet Walsh in a supporting role can be altogether bad.

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    It's the same the world over. A Hollywood production comes to town, and the locals all turn movie crazy.

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    Vincent Gallo has put a curse on my colon and a hex on my prostate. He called me a 'fat pig' in the New York Post and told the New York Observer I have 'the physique of a slave-trader.' He is angry at me because I said his 'The Brown Bunny' was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival... it is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of 'The Brown Bunny.'

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    Nobody looks perfect. We have to find peace with the way we look and get on with life.

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    Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.

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