33 Quotes by Rolf Harris

I haven't used any music programmes. Although I've sat in stunned amazement and watched other people working their magic with them.

I was hoping to do an impressionist painting, but I wanted a good likeness and I wanted to create a feeling of the lady as a person, as a human being rather than as a figurehead for the monarchy and a pomp-and-circumstance sort of formal portrait. I wanted more of a relaxed portrait.

When you have been in TV and performing for as long as I have, you realise that you probably entertain in your sleep too... as for my catch phrase, I didn't actually say so much 'Can you see what it is yet?

If it's free put me down for two please

If you turn a smiling face on the world, you’ve got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

If it’s free put me down for two please.

Try and spread a lot of love and affection around the world. The most important thing is not to 'con' the public. Be real.

Prison is no hardship, really. I'm in the art room as an assistant to the tutor, and basically, I'm doing what I like.

I've always tried to retain that childlike wonder.