16 Quotes by Ron Shock

There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.

Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap it up - like three-piece movements in a symphony.

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

I'm an orator, a raconteur.