213 Quotes by Ron White

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That’s right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

They call me Tater Salad.

If you kill someone in Texas, we’ll kill ya back.

I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow.

You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat.

I have had a front row seat to observe Darren’s success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!