213 Quotes by Ron White

I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.

I write all of my material. It's all me.

Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

I always wanted to be a popular comedian.

I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it.

I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.