213 Quotes by Ron White

Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don't even see me coming.

Comedy is all about the pause.

I go through about 140 cities a year.

It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day.

Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving.

I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.

I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.