213 Quotes by Ron White

I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.

My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.

My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I have a very fun life. I don't recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.

My show is more storytelling now than it's ever been. It's what I'm good at.

I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.

I just try to keep it fresh without sacrificing funny.