213 Quotes by Ron White

I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle. I've only got one, and that's it.

TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.

If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.

I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would.

People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.

Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.