23 Quotes by Ronnie Barker

A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are thought to be marooned.

There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office in London, but it was put out before any serious good was done.

There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar’s ‘Sea Pictures’ at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared.

Don't just crit their siticising.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.