62 Quotes by Ronnie Corbett

I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and gaiety and a singer; old-fashioned entertainment – it won’t die easily.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that.

I have had the most spoiled golfing life.

My first pet at home in Edinburgh was a dog my dad had called Glen. He was a small sheepdog and went with my dad every day to work as manager of a cooking centre, which made the children's lunches for schools.

Part of my style was getting into a muddle. Audiences think that's part of the act. Sometimes it might be - but you have to guess which bits.

I am happy most of the time.

Golf is the most fascinating game, but other people's game is the most boring thing.

Comedy taste changes. It only changes slightly, but there's always a different angle, a different attitude.