84 Quotes by Rory Bremner

So to recap: we may or may not be going to war with Iraq because Saddam may or may not have weapons of mass destruction, which he may or may not use, or pass to other terrorists groups with whom he may or may not have links.

When I think back to my childhood, it's with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. I was always forgetting things. My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sense I was suffering from a medical condition as such.

I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily.

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education,

I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists.

Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.