84 Quotes by Rory Bremner

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn’t be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

I’ve no idea what they make of me. People usually don’t recognise themselves in an impression.

I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It’s a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

I love the 6 Nations rugby. I feel very Scottish then. I feel very Scottish now, sitting in the middle of Chelsea. But thats part of our heritage – being part of Britain, part of Europe. I love being European.

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it’s not really at all. It’s not Swift.

Now I’m instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column.

I’m much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding ‘give a dog a bone’

William Hague, the world’s favourite hairline.