321 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

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    The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I've done my job.

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    I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

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    Once you get away from wanting to get paid, you can actually say some true things

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    Half the world's starving, the other half is trying to lose weight.

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    Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

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    Cherokee princess, I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as princesses among Native people.

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