321 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.

Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.