321 Quotes by Roseanne Barr
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I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.
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I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.
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Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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Being nuts is its own reward.
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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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