68 Quotes by Rosie Jones

Because of my disability I do find that people can be a bit uncomfortable around me, so I've always had one-liners and jokes in my back pocket ready in case someone felt a bit awkward.

I feel like the luckiest person in comedy.

I told my mum recently, when I used to envisage my adulthood, it was just me working at a corner shop that mum and dad could drive me to and pick me up from. I couldn't ever imagine living on my own and having a job that I wanted to do. Because I never saw it.

I live in London. But during lockdown I moved back to Yorkshire with my mum and dad.

Victoria Wood's 'Dinnerladies' is just exceptionally written; every single line is a setup or a punchline.

As a disabled comedian, often my hecklers are also disabled.

I pride myself on being excellent at fancy dress, and I have dressed up as Ronald McDonald, Lady Gaga, a Christmas pudding and a crocodile to name but a few.

My walk. Let's clarify this: you're not allowed to laugh at my walk but I am. Most times I am in control of my leggies, but occasionally they have a mind of their own, and the little flicks can be very funny.

Disabled people used to be either the good person or the real evil villain. There's no way in between.