47 Quotes by Ross Mathews

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    When I was growing up I didn't know what it meant to be a happy, successful grown-up gay person, and now I do. I feel like I'm setting an example for people everywhere.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    I played football in eighth grade, and even though I had a passion for it, it turned out I'm no good at playing it.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    I would like to sit down with Oprah, just because I'd like to talk to her. I want to sit down and, like, converse. Like, 'Honey, let's chat!'

  • Tags
  • Share



  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    When you struggle with weight, it's not an internal struggle... it's literally an external struggle, and everyone sees it.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Ross Mathews
  • Quote

    My DVR, like, sees inside my soul, and inside my soul is a 65-year-old retired woman. So there's Food Network, HGTV and 'Golden Girls' reruns. And 'Roseanne.'

  • Tags
  • Share