83 Quotes by Roz Chast

I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously.

Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.

Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.

Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.

I don't like cartoons that take place in Nowhereville. I like cartoons where I know where they're happening.

I don't think any of my kids' books talk down to kids.

I love my parents. I did love them. It's complicated.

In Brooklyn, I don't feel that I'm holding up people with briefcases if I catch a stroller wheel in the sidewalk.