4 Quotes by Ruby Lionsdrake

Mace? He had named himself after his weapon? What a tool.

His clothing was sticking to his body beneath his armor, and his balls were swimming in a pond. He was in the mood to shoot people.

You’re late,” came a deep snarl from inside. It might have belonged to a person or a linguistically gifted grizzly bear. “Sounds like the general is in a good mood,” Theron said, opening the door before Andie could decide if he was being slightly sarcastic or incredibly sarcastic.

Viktor tried a smile. He wasn’t very good at them – he had been told they looked more like bear snarls than signs of friendliness or pleasure.