75 Quotes by Ruby Wax

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

My whole career has been an act of revenge.

Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

What once made you safe now drives you insane.