734 Quotes by Rudyard Kipling

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

You may write it on his tombstone, You may cut it on his card, That a young man married is a young man marred

We be of one blood, ye and I

Gentleman-rankers out on the spree, damned from here to Eternity.

If England was what England seems, And not the England of our dreams; But only putty, brass, and paint, 'Ow we'd chuck 'er- but she ain't!

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

It takes a great deal of Christianity to wipe out uncivilized Eastern instincts, such as falling in love at first sight.

They shut the road through the woods / Seventy years ago.

If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne.