734 Quotes by Rudyard Kipling

There's no jealousy in the grave.

Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand, / An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?

There was a young man of Quebec Who was frozen in snow to his neck, When asked, 'Are you Friz?' He replied, 'Yes I is, But we don't call this cold in Quebec.'

The glory of the garden lies in more than meets the eye.

Our loves are not given, but only lent, At compound interest of cent per cent.

To the legion of the lost ones, to the cohort of the damned.

Bite on the bullet, old man, and don't let them think you're afraid.

I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.

There is no sin greater than ignorance.