1,449 Quotes by Rush Limbaugh

The American dream has now morphed into an expectation. And if it isn’t provided, or if it doesn’t happen, then people feel cheated.

I can’t figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can’t tell who is saying something and who’s replying to something. I don’t know who the tweeter is and who’s responding to the twit.

The idea of going back to college scares me, and I didn’t even go. I went to college for one year, two semesters. If you add up the total time, I probably didn’t even go one semester.

I’m not opposed to the protection of animals. But the best way to do that is to make sure some human being owns them.

When you talk about taxing the rich, you’re taxing capital, and taxing capital results in damage to more than just the wealthy.

I tell people don’t kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus – living fossils – so we will never forget what these people stood for.

They’re 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?

You do not have to incriminate yourself. But once you assert your innocence, and once you say you didn’t do anything wrong, you can’t then use the Fifth Amendment to say, ‘I’m not answering questions.’

I’ve had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options.