1,449 Quotes by Rush Limbaugh

I don’t care if they’re Republican liberals or Democrat liberals, they’re still liberals. They’re not ‘moderates.’ Don’t hit me with that. There’s no such thing as a moderate. A moderate is just a liberal disguise.

I don’t consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball.

My family is all lawyers. Most people when they come on shows like this, “I’m proud of the first member of my family to get a college education.”

Obama is a clown. You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he says fossil fuels are the energy of the past. We have more oil than we need. We’ll never run out of it. It’s all we’ve got.

The attitude of the Democrat Party is that wherever there are Republicans they are so bad, they are so discriminatory, they are so racist, they’re so bigoted, they’re just such reprobates that we can’t afford to let them have any say whatsoever in what’s happening.

Nobody gives you money for nothing, and that’s the lesson with the Clintons. Nobody gives you money because they like you.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We’re gonna have QE3. We’re gonna print some more money.

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.