439 Quotes by Russell Brand

Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.

A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.

Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.