439 Quotes by Russell Brand

I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I’ll feel most at ease.

I think, you’re not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it’s not with an X on a piece of paper, it’s with an X on someone’s forehead.

I couldn’t go on living like this. I had to become successful. “I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I’m dead, and then more afterward.” And at this juncture I was finally willing to do whatever it was going to take to bring that about – up to and including giving up drugs. From that moment on, I really did take things, in the textbook rehab fashion, one day at a time. An.

I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I’m dead, and then more afterwards.

When I was growing up, I thought I’d be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.

There’s a theme that runs throughout my childhood of adults taking me to one side to utter these unbelievable things.

Yes, people made mistakes but that’s what humans do and I am under no obligation to hoard these errors and allow them to clutter my perception of the present.

I’m not better than you; I’m just different than you in a way that’s better.