439 Quotes by Russell Brand

A pain in the leg means ‘don’t put pressure on this leg’; a pain in the mind means ‘change the way you live’.

I keep hearing in my head “you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah”. I think there’s something wrong with my headphones.

If we all feel that we are alone, how alone are we?

And while we’re on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, ‘The Ugly Duckling’ ought be banned as the central character wasn’t a duckling or he wouldn’t have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.

I’m buying things for people I don’t even know. I’m like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. “Igor, fetch ‘the Crouch’ from the catacombs, we’re going to the graveyard”.

It seems to me that a lot of people are using religious arguments to advance their own prejudices.

I think many of the boundaries that convention has placed upon us are arbitrary, so we can fiddle with them if we fancy. Gravity’s hard to dispute, and breathing, but a lot of things we instinctively obey are a lot of old tosh.

Kundalini yoga is the crack cocaine of yoga.