439 Quotes by Russell Brand

When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different.

I cannot control the past but I can control the present through forgiveness.

Today’s ‘Sesame Street’ will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.

I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like ‘Fawlty Towers.’

People have always said, are you gay? I’ve had a lot of that. But it’s just not in me. I really like women a lot; I’m repulsed by men sexually.

All desires are the inappropriate substitute for the desire to be at one with God.

In the United States, 95 per cent of income gains since the recession began have gone to the top 0.01 per cent.

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur – let’s not use it just to mend the toaster.

By being open to suggestion, by letting go of my will in favour of the will of others, I begin to change. You can’t think your way into acting differently, but you can act your way into thinking differently.