68 Quotes by Russell Lynes

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

The Art Snob can be recognized in the home by the quick look he gives the pictures on your walls, quick but penetrating, as though he were undressing them. This is followed either by complete and pained silence or a comment such as 'That's really a very pleasant little water color you have there.

There are times when you just get down, you feel like nobody likes you. We're in high school forever. It's just what we do with it.