68 Quotes by Russell Lynes

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?