104 Quotes by Sam Levenson

I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

A woman’s place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman’s pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn’t want any suggestions.

You don’t have to be in “Who’s Who” to know what’s what.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn’t poor.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don’t have to stay in that home of your own.