104 Quotes by Sam Levenson

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!