104 Quotes by Sam Levenson

The longest word in the world is “a word from our sponsor.”

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don’t let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

You can’t start at the top.

It’s not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don’t know why, he does.

Times don’t change. Men do.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village.