43 Quotes by Sam Seder

I don't have great thoughts about a lot of Republican candidates.

But I started out as a comedian doing sketch work where you get to write, produce and direct your own stuff.

I look like a very nice, benign Jewish man-boy.

Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call them airplane comedians.

Bin Laden is living in the United States, and he has blonde hair. He's probably got some type of eating disorder. And he drinks too much, and then occasionally writes an op-ed under the name Ann Coulter.

Donald Trump's own intelligence is publicly saying that Russia is actively trying to help him and hurt Joe Biden.

Because there is something psychologically wrong with you on some level if you want to be on TV, if the only way you can fulfill yourself is by literally going from three dimensions to two dimensions.

Because, listen, I'm terrified at the idea that Donald Trump could be the president of the United States.

With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate.